"You must be the crazy guy." Meiying My review of MEG might be slightly unfair due to the amount of time I’ve waited for this movie, and how nit picky I probably got because it’s my favorite book of all time about one of my favorite creatures of all time. I’m going to try to … Continue reading The MEG
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
"If you do this, there's no going back. We're not on an island anymore." Owen As spoiler-free as I can make this, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom I think has one of the strongest opening scenes in the entire franchise, the way it was shot and the pacing mixed with the soundtrack put me on the edge … Continue reading Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Avengers: Infinity War
"Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am." Thanos Having a movie with 10 years of hype behind it, including over 30 characters, and a large CGI villain seems like a recipe for disaster, but the Russo brothers pulled it off and created … Continue reading Avengers: Infinity War
Incredibles 2
Incredibles 2. Contributed by Disney/Pixar "Done properly, parenting is a heroic act... done properly." Edna Mode The first Incredibles is the first movie I remember absolutely loving seeing in theaters, and have been waiting impatiently for the sequel ever since. This movie has some of the nicest looking animation I've ever seen in an animated … Continue reading Incredibles 2
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
"Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don't wanna freak anyone out..." Spider-Ham Aside from it being Spider-Man and I'm biased because I love the character, this movie was absolutely spectacular. I was hesitant going into this one, having not liked a movie by Sony Pictures Animation since the first Hotel Transylvania film, but … Continue reading Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Ralph Breaks the Internet
"When you break the Internet you don't literally have to *break* the Internet!"Yesss Aside from it being Wreck it Ralph, seeing a Tie Fighter chasing Iron Man across the sky in the trailer really sold me on this movie. Being chased by storm troopers, and seeing all the Disney Princesses interacting with each other (with … Continue reading Ralph Breaks the Internet
Ready Player One
"I've never seen the Shining. Is it really Scary?"Aech As a lot of you probably know, almost all of my favorite movies are in from the 80's, so this movie gets some bias points as well, and is probably my favorite Spielberg film since Jurassic Park. (Not that his new movies are bad or anything, … Continue reading Ready Player One
Blade Runner 2049
"I had your job. I was good at it." Rick Deckard I wasn't super excited for this film as it was coming out, but I still wanted to see it because I worked at a movie theater and didn't have to pay for it, but I was mildly interested. This beautifully shot, purely story-driven film … Continue reading Blade Runner 2049
The Mummy (2017)
"Welcome to a new age of gods and monsters."Dr. Henry Jekyll The Mummy launches the "Dark Universe" that Universal is trying to set up. A cinematic universe (like the MCU) connecting all of the classic monsters like Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon, and the Invisible Man. With Bride of Frankenstein being the next … Continue reading The Mummy (2017)








